how r u going 2 make me believe

A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:

"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"

It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !

The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P

Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D

by Raju (few years ago!) / 679 views
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