Boy: Tu kitne baje uthati hai?

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthati hai?

Girl: Apna koi time nahin
jab dil kare so jati hoon,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hoon..

Boy: Notty!
Tu bilkul mere ‘kutte’ pe gayi hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 616 views
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