AIK DOCTOR KI NURSE SE SHADI

AIK DOCTOR KI NURSE SE SHADI HUI. US DOCTOR KE DOST NE US SE POCHA KE YAAAR LIFE KAISE GUZZAR RAHI HAI ?DOCTOR NE JAWAB DIA"YAAR JAB TAK SISTER NA KAHON SUNTI HI NAHIN"

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