Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 791 views
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