1st Behra:
Kya Tum Mumbai Ja Rahe Ho?
2nd Behra:
NaHi,
ME To Mumbai JaRaha Hu
1st Behra:
Accha,
ME Samjha Tum Mumbai JaRahe HO.!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 718 views

Any Key

I was trying to teach this sales person (for automated entrance system) how to enter his letters into Word Perfect.
I told him to select Word Perfect from his menu and when he did it gave him the opening screen which said, 'Press any key to continue...'

He looked at the keyboard for awhile then asked me, 'Where is the 'any' key?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife to her husband: Please

Wife to her husband: Please take me to an expensive place.
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Husband replied: okey get ready
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We are going to Petrol Pump.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher : What a pair of

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Main Hun Kya?

Pappu Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi Teacher Aayi Aur Sab Bachon Se Unke Naam Poochne Shuru Kar Diye,

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Poocha,

Teacher: “Beta, Aapka Naam Kya Hai?”

Pappu Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga, Teacher Ne Poocha

Teacher: “Bache Aap Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?”

Pappu Rote Hue: “Meri Mummy Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai Aur Mere Papa Unko Billi,

Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hoon Ya Billa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai

Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)