Kya tum mumbai ja rhe ho
1st Behra:
Kya Tum Mumbai Ja Rahe Ho?
2nd Behra:
NaHi,
ME To Mumbai JaRaha Hu
1st Behra:
Accha,
ME Samjha Tum Mumbai JaRahe HO.!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 720 views
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