Chor ne apni mangetar ko

1 dafa 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pocha is set ki kemat kia
hai?
Chor ne jawab dia....:
Teen Sal Qaid e Bamushakat...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 716 views
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