College main perhta tha
Santa - “Tum is ladki kojaante ho?”
Banta- “Ha,kabhi mai iske saath soya karta tha!”
Santa- “Achaa! kab? kaha?”
Banta- “Jab mai college me padta tha!
angreji ke claas me !
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1109 views
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