Pathan angoor bechne wala

Ek Pathan angoor bech raha tha
Magar kah raha tha "aalo le lo aalo"
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1 Admi ne kaha Khan sahb yai tu angoor hain
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Pathan: Chup ! Warna Makkiyan aa jayengi

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 1076 views
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