Husband: Kal mere khawab
Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek lrki aye thi.
Wah!Kia larki thi.
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tm ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1001 views
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