MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??

DHAKKAN- Horn k alawa sab cheez aawaz karti hain!! :-|

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 724 views

Koi PYAR Karnay wala

Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day

Aur

Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye

To

Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna

k


Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Dost K Teen Dost Thay.

1 Dost K Teen Dost Thay.
Teeno Doctor Thay.
2 Pagal Thay.
1 Ko Smajh Nahi Thi,
Jis Ko Samjh Nahi Thi, Us K 3 Hosptals Thay.
2 Band Thay 1 Khulta Nahi Tha .
Jo Khulta Nahi Tha Us Main 3 Fans Thay.
2 Band Thy 1 Chalta Nahi Tha.
Jo Chalta Nahi Tha Us Ko 3 Machanics K Pass Lay Gaye .
2 Ko Kam Ata Nahi Tha, 1 Say Hota Nahi Tha.\
Jis Say Hota Nahi Tha, Us K 3 Shagird Thay.
2 Atay Nahi Thay, 1 Ghar Main Rehta Tha.
Jo Ghar Main Rehta Tha, Wo Wahi Shuru Wala Dost Tha,
Jis K 3 Dost Thay.
Mainay Bhi Ye Sms 3 Lougo Ko Send Kia,
2 Pagal Hogaye Our 1 Abhi Hojaye Ga… :P :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki…

2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

appinment

John called his doctor’s office for an appointment.

I’m sorry, said the receptionist, We can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.

But I could be dead by then!

No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Ik accident hoya,

Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.

Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "Hai mera bapu…"

Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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...khota marya pya c !!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)