Pathan: Maine Khat Likha Tha K Meri Shadi Per Ana
Tum Q Nahi Aye?
Dost: Mujhe Khat Mila He Nahi
Pathan: Maine Likha Tha K
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaror Ana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 601 views

Santa To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya… ?

Santa To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya… ?
Rikshaw Wala: …Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon
Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash Khelty Hyn . . . =P ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

wife called her husband

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Height of physics:

Height of physics:
A conductor kicks an old man out of the bus.
Police sends counductor to jail nd gave him shock bt he had no effect..

Why..?

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Bcoz he ws a BAD conductor :P:D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Mazdoor: Khabi Khabi mere dill

Mazdoor: Khabi Khabi mere dill main khial ata hai,

2nd Mazdoor: Batao kya khial ata hai?

1st Mazdoor: Jab bijli nahi, Pani nahi, to Bill kaha se ata hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)