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1 Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rahy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi main sirf 2 ghar aise hain jo chand ki tarha chamk rahe hain.
Wo isi tajassus main dusre din b isi abadi se guzray aur wohi manzar dekha, unhon ne logon se pouchha ye kia raz hay.
Logon ne unhen bataya ke ye ALLAH ke wo banday hain jinhon ne ..
UPS…lagwa rakha hai.: subHan Allah

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 581 views
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