Aaj Tumne Roti Me Jayada
Malik- Aaj Tumne Roti Me Jayada Ghee Laga Diya Hai.
Naukar- Galti Ho Gai Malik.
Lagta Hai Maine Aapko Aapni Roti De Di Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1066 views
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