Bwtsman LBW hua

During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..
SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 794 views
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