Husband & wife were reading books in public library.

Wife stood up go 2 the librarian, and said: Can i go out to photo state some pages of this book.

Librarian:yes!of course,but plz give me ur i.d or 500 Rs. 4 guarantee,

Wife: whats the need 4 it, my husband is there reading book, while i come,

Librarian: that’s right,but we want that reader should leave his/her such thing 4 that he come back compulsory.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 640 views

1 Mendak pandit k pas gya

1 Mendak pandit k pas gya or apna future pucha

Pandit-Tuje 1 Ladki milegi or tera Dil le jayegi.

Mendak khushi se-Wo milegi kaha?
Pandit-BIOLOGY-LAB me. ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa k truck k peechay likha tha

Santa k truck k peechay likha tha
"chota parivar sukhi parivar"
Or uske nechay
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Funny Pakistani Babu train

Funny Pakistani Babu train ke ik Dibbe me chad gaye.

TT bola: Kya Phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?

Funny Pakistani Babu: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Daant nikalne ke liye Muh kholiye

Daant nikalne ke liye Muh kholiye

Lady: Aa..aa
Dr: Aur thoda
Lady: AA..AA
Dr: Aur thoda Kholiye

Lady: Dr, kya aap muh mein baitke daant nikalenge?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)