Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 824 views

“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”

Teacher to Student:
“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”
Student:
“A Lecturer is a Person
Who has a Bad Habit
of Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mobile Ke Sath Esa To Na Karo

Ek Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Mein Dafna Raha Tha.

Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Us Se Puchha

Aadmi: “Khan Sahab, Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

Pathan: “Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha Hai Ke Mobile Dead Ho Gya Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

birdman

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck,
cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a
chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Purane time k Hesab se roza Iftar kr lya

Pahtan-
Aaj mera roza toot gya
.
Major Rohail-
Who kese?
.
Pathan-
Hum ne aaj ghalti se
Purane time k
Hesab se roza Iftar kr lya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal: Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga, Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Good Good! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)