Pagal Chinese se: Kia tum American ho?

Chinese: Nahi main Chinese hon.

Pagal: Nahi tum American ho.

Chinese: Nahi main Chinese hon.

Pagal: Nahi tum American ho.

Chinese: Gussay say: Han main American hoo

pagal: pagal shakal sai to chinese lag te hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views

Solid REPLY.

Solid REPLY.
GF- Kal tumhe kitne call kiye.,
lekin
tumne phone nahi uthaya.???
BF-Q uthau
45 Rs. deker jo gana lagwaya he wo kya tera baap
sunega..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lrki sharmatay huay boli

Teacher,
Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hein?
Lrki sharmatay huay boli-
Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me,
Aur gaon k log GANNE K KHET mein……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar

sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi

sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Go To The Hospital

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.

"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.

After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.

The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"

"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)