Pagal Chinese se: Kia tum American ho?

Chinese: Nahi main Chinese hon.

Pagal: Nahi tum American ho.

Chinese: Nahi main Chinese hon.

Pagal: Nahi tum American ho.

Chinese: Gussay say: Han main American hoo

pagal: pagal shakal sai to chinese lag te hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1040 views

Teacher : Which part of Human Body expends

Teacher : Which part of Human Body
expands to 10 times its normal size ??

Girl : I can’t answer. I Feel Shy. :P

Boy :- It’s Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher : Right !!

Then Teacher turns to the Girl :- You are not just Wrong, bt your Expectations are too High

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"

Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kitne badey ho gaye ho

Aunty: Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho
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Beta: Haan aunty, aur koi option hi nai tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mallika Sherawat ko Mixar

Mallika Sherawat ko Mixar chalate dekh k naukar bola

madam juice bana rhi ho kya?

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Malika:nahi re 1-2 din k hi kapde the,
to socha isi me dho dalu...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Called a newspaper office

A Memon Called A Newspaper Office And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, Kya Charges Hongay?
Newspaper: Rs.50 Per Word.
Memon: Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!
Memon: Oh Ho! Jara Sochnay Do….. Acha Likho……
Ghafoor Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)