Lambi line

DR. k Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi,
1 aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
log use piche kr dete the,
Aadmi bola- Lage raho salo, mai bhi clinic nahi
kholunga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 908 views
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