Ek dost dusre dost se tum udas
Ek dost dusre dost se tum udas kyun ho?
Dusra dost: mene apne papa ko ek kitab ke liye paise bhejne ko likha tha
Pehla dost: To kaya unhone paise nahi bheje?
Dusra dost: Nahi, unhone mujhe wo kitab bhej di.
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