What is difference

Teacher: What is difference between 'Love Letter' and 'Exam Paper'?? ;)

Student:

LOVE:
Hazaaron Khayal, Jinhe Lafzon main nahi Likh Paatay..
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EXAM:
Hazaaron Lafz Likhne Parte hain, jo Khayalon main bhi nahi aatay!!:D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 613 views
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