Nikama student
Teacher:ap class k sab se ziyada nikame student kiun hu
student:miss kiun k mujh se nikama school chor gia hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 585 views
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A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.
A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.
A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.
A billion dollars ago was late yesterday at the U.S. Treasury.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Fauji Afsar Sardar Recruit Sey:
Agar Maidan Mein Tumharey Pass
Gholiyan Khatam Ho Jayein To Tum Kya Karo Ghey?
Janab Mein Awazein Nikaloon Gha
Dhishkoon,Dishkoon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ek Kagaz Ko Baar Baar Chum Raha Tha Aur Khush Ho Raha Tha Tabhi Ek Dost Ne Pucha Aisa Kya Hai Is Kagaz Mein….
Pappu: Prem Patra Hai Bhai
Dost: Par Ye To Khali Hai?
Wo Kya Teri Hone Wali Bhabhi Gungi Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teachar-"mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?
Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."
by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)
BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di
Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,
Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch) Bna Rha Tha. B.V: Ye Kia?
Memon:Moo Dikhaee.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Titanic was sinking.
Sardar: How much the earth is far from here?
Pathan: 1 kilo meter.
Sardar jumped into the sea and asked again: In which direction?
Pathan: Downwards!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Buhat Jald Wo Zamana A Raha Hai
Jub Hum 3 Hrs Mae Puri Duniya Ka Safar Kerain Gy,
1 Hr Plane Mae
Aur 2 Hrs Airport
Pohanchny Mae.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A little girl had just finished her first week of
school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her
mother.
"I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me
talk!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)