Nikama student

Teacher:ap class k sab se ziyada nikame student kiun hu
student:miss kiun k mujh se nikama school chor gia hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 585 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

What Is One Billion?

According to a recent government publication ...

A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.

A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.

A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.

A billion dollars ago was late yesterday at the U.S. Treasury.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dhishkoon , Dishkoon

Aik Fauji Afsar Sardar Recruit Sey:
Agar Maidan Mein Tumharey Pass
Gholiyan Khatam Ho Jayein To Tum Kya Karo Ghey?

Janab Mein Awazein Nikaloon Gha
Dhishkoon,Dishkoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Child Sent To Bed

A small boy is sent to bed by his father...

[Five minutes later]

"Da-ad..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

[Five minutes later]

"Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

[Five minutes later]

"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ek Kagaz Ko Baar Baar

Pappu Ek Kagaz Ko Baar Baar Chum Raha Tha Aur Khush Ho Raha Tha Tabhi Ek Dost Ne Pucha Aisa Kya Hai Is Kagaz Mein….

Pappu: Prem Patra Hai Bhai
Dost: Par Ye To Khali Hai?
Wo Kya Teri Hone Wali Bhabhi Gungi Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mai teri jaan nikal dungi

Teachar-"mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?

Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..

Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bath in Milk

"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)
Memon Shadi Me Bv Se

BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di
Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch) Bna Rha Tha. B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon:Moo Dikhaee.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan

Titanic was sinking.
Sardar: How much the earth is far from here?
Pathan: 1 kilo meter.
Sardar jumped into the sea and asked again: In which direction?
Pathan: Downwards!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Buhat Jald Wo Zamana A Raha Hai

Buhat Jald Wo Zamana A Raha Hai

Jub Hum 3 Hrs Mae Puri Duniya Ka Safar Kerain Gy,

1 Hr Plane Mae

Aur 2 Hrs Airport

Pohanchny Mae.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A little girl had just....

A little girl had just finished her first week of
school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her
mother.
"I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me
talk!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Call Mat Karna

heater.

Japan mein 2 dost thy

Pathan

Baba ranchoddas said

Sar dard ki goli

Dahi ki english btao

Sardar Se Dahi Ki English Btao

Girlfriend: Kal Mera Birthda..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook