choha
Aik Choha Sharab k Glass me doob gya.
Wahan se billi guzar rhi thi.
Choha bola:-Mhje nikal do plz bhaly tm baad mein
mujy kha lena’
Bili ne glass gira dia.
Choha baag gaya.
Bili:Dhoka dia,Jhot bola,
Apny wady sy mukar gay tm’
Chohay ne muskurate hue kaha :-
Jan us waqt me nshy me tha..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 827 views
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