If animals hav FB
If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:
Cockroach: Managed to skip frm sum1 s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle! Tounge
Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wat shall I tell her?? I dnt evn remembr
Mosquito: I m HIV positive dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/
Chicken: If 2omorrow i m nt updating my status, means i m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all
Octopus: I hav jst refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^
Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat i m spreading flu...damn!! :X
Goat: Frndz..dnt go out, Eid holiday is kuming :'(
pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I m haram" | 4 likes|
Goat replies: "Dnt u remembr dat aftr eid..da chinese new year..?Yay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1277 views
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