Oye Tumko KUTTEY par MazmoonLikh
Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par MazmoonLikh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang parKaat krar bhag gaya
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