Aap bahut mote ho gae ho

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho

Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
Husband: Mai b to baap banne wala hu

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 914 views
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