Maa mein KBC se bol raha

Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai

Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta:1000 Rupess ka.

Maa:Quit karde 1000 rupaye ke liye ghar mein talwarein nikal aayengi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 654 views
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