African larki

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to
wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban
gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar
ban gayi ho.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 553 views
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