Sare Boyfriend Bevkoof Nahi Hote
Ladki Apne Boyfriend Ko Kehti Hai.
Girl Friend: “Jaanu Mein Apna Purse Gar Bhul Aayi Hoon Mujhe 1000/- Rupaye Chahiye”
Boy Friend: “Sach Mein Dost Hi Dost Ke Kaam Aata Hai, Lo 20/ Rupaye, Riksha Kar Or Ghar Se Purse Le Aa“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 991 views
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