Boy:” You r so beautiful aunty ji
Girl To Boy:” Jannu Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Jis me
Dukh Bhi Ho aur Khushi Bhi..
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Boy:” You r so beautiful aunty ji
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1130 views
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