Girl To Boy:” Jannu Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Jis me
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Boy:” You r so beautiful aunty ji

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1131 views

Patni: Agar mein mar jaon to

Patni: Agar mein mar jaon to tum dubara shaadi karoge?

Pati: Bilkul nahi.

Patnai: Mujhe yakeen hai tum dubara shaadi karoge.

Pati: Ok, mein shaadi karunga.

Patni: Kya tum usko hamare bed pe sulaoge?

Pati: Yes.

Patni: Kya tum meri jeans usko dalne doge?

Pati: Nahi, Voh tumhare se lambi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar to Wakeel

Sardar:
Bachpan vich maan di gal suni hondi te aj a din na vekhna painda.
Wakeel:
Kya kehti thi tumhari maan?
Sardar:
Anni deya jadon gal e nien suni tey fer dasaan ki.

by Razzi (few years ago!)

Purchasing Power Of Burgers

Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany's leading institutes.

The Institute of the German Economy (IW) in Cologne noted that the popular sandwich by the McDonald's restaurant chain is increasingly being used by economists around the world as a measure of currencies' relative purchasing power.

The institute said that currency exchange rates are often unreliable as an instrument to measure purchasing power. At the same time, "baskets" of products used to arrive at comparative purchasing power are complicated to compile.

A simple alternative, now that McDonald's has spread to virtually every country on earth, has become to look at what a Big Mac costs, the IW said.

"A particularly hungry American can buy five Big Macs for 11 dollars. If he exchanged the money into Deutsch-marks, his 18 marks in Germany can just barely obtain four Big Macs," the IW said.

Conclusion: based on the Big Mac index, the dollar is undervalued, the institute said.

Americans can get their best Big Mac buy these days in Moscow, where one sandwich costs only about 59 cents.

But Russians must "work nearly two days in order to afford this meaty capitalist achievement - longer than people in any other country", the IW said.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum Say Keel Sahi Thuk Nahi Raha Tha

Doctor: Khan Sahab
Tumhara Sar Kaisay Phuta?

Khan:Hum Say Keel Sahi Thuk Nahi Raha Tha Kisi Nay Bola
Khan Sahab Khopri Istimal Karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)