zardari joota
Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!) / 761 views
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