Santa Doctor saab 1 pareshani
Santa- Doctor saab 1 pareshani hain ki main jab bhi nahata hoon geela ho jata hu!
Doctor - kal se nahate samay nal band kar liya karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 846 views
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