Nafsiati Mareez
Nafsiati Mareez:
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Mujhay shadi nahin karni, mujy sb ortain buri lagti hyn.
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Doctor:
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Shadi kar lo, phir tumy sirf 1 orat buri lagy gi, baqi sb achi lagny lagain gi.
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