JIN admi sy:

kya hukm hy mery aqa

Admi:mere lye "sheela"sy shadi ka intzam kro,
... .
.
.
Jin:Aqa hukam kro begerat mat bano BHABI hy tmhari;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1190 views

College righting

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the
new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest
Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua
Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway
a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The Ideal Man

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at night!"

A lady at a nearby table overheard this and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What Would She Have?

Teacher: Chaman,
If Your Father Earned $100,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would She Have?

Chaman: A Heart attack

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Back To Life

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out,"Watch the wall!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari

Pehla Bhikari-Tum andhe hote ho tumko jyada
bhikh milti
Dusra Bhikari-Andha bankar dekh chuka hu khote
sikko se tang aaker langda ban gaya hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)