Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with
him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 783 views

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Wise men r always in doubt

Banta- Wise men r always in doubt only idiots r sure of their case!
Santa- Ru sure??
Banta- Yes! Obviously!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rahul: How old are you Shobit? 

Rahul: How old are you Shobit? 

Shobit: i'm 7 years old. 

Rahul: You know what when I was in your age I was also 7. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

phansi se phele

Jailer: phansi se pehle kisse miloge?

Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi

Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Two strings in a park

One day there were 2 strings in a park.One string went on the swing and the other one went on the slide.While the string which went on the slide went on the round about.While the other string which went on the round about made a tangled mess.And the string which went on the swing said he is driving me mad.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)