Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to u dear!
Aako kiya laga aap nai Bataoge to hme pata nai lagega k aaj
“International Monkey Day”hai.
Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda mat kerna :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1294 views
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