Happy Birthday to u dear!

Aako kiya laga aap nai Bataoge to hme pata nai lagega k aaj

“International Monkey Day”hai.

Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda mat kerna :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1309 views

Hum To Yunhi

Hum To Yunhi Tiger Biscuit Kha Rahe Thay Faraz,

Ek Larki Humain Bacha Samajh K Pappi De Gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

jagti raho gi?

Meine maa se pucha “Kab tak meri fikar me is tarah raton ko jagti raho gi?

Maa ne kaha:

“Jab tak tu apni dusri Maaon se bat krna nhi chorega”:-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pappu ko dost ne dinner pe bulaya.

Pappu ko dost ne dinner pe bulaya.
Pappu jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga
tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewqoof banaya tumko….
Pappu ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ab Saale Ko Pehchaan Nahi Pa Raha Hu

Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha
Kyu Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar,Ek Dost Ko Plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye
Ab Saale Ko Pehchaan Nahi Pa Raha Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)