Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits
A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits
In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them Some 1 Asked What R U Doing?
Sardar:I Am Weak
The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1019 views
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