operation se phely doctor

operation se phely doctor ny phloon k haar mangwaey....

mariz: ye kis k liye.

doc: mera 1st operation he agar kamiyab hua to mery liye warna tumhary liye:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 921 views
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