A beautiful female

A beautiful female college student comes to a
young professor’s office.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels
pleadingly, “I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes
meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers,
“… I would do…anything!!!”
He returns her gaze. “Anything???”
“Yes… Anything!!!”
His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you…..
study???”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 766 views
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