Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf aur sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 680 views

'Teacher: Batao k chooza anday

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai?
Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aap apni beti ki shadi Mujh se kar dein

Larka sheikh se: Aap apni beti ki shadi Mujh se kar dein main oss ke wazan ke barabar Aap ko sona doon ga

Sheikh mujhe kuch waqt do

Larka: sochne ke liye

Sheikh: naheen beti ka wazan barhane ke liye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Agar Main Tumhari Ammi

Teacher: Agar Main Tumhari Ammi Hoti, To Tumhain 2 Din main Sudhaar Deti...

Student: Main 2,3 din Main Abbu se Mashwara Kar k Batata Hon! :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya ko laya

Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya

Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya

Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya

Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya?

Is par
budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek hai

Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan road par

Aik Pathan Ne Raod Per Khari Car K
Neechay Kuttay Ko Leta Hua Dekha,
To Kuttay Ko Dum Se Khencha Or Kaha:

Bahir NIKAL Bara Aaya


Mechanical Engineer..!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)