Valentine Card
Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf aur sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 764 views
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