Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf aur sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 700 views

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone.

HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao!

SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.

HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun.

SerVnt, Ab main kia karun?

HusBand, maar de doo no ko main hold krta hun.

After killinG

SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun

HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja

SerVant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he..

HusBand, Oh! Sorry Wrong number :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My wife

My wife and I were watching some TV show the
other nite where the wife hired a private
detective to follow her husband and see if he were
infact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she
would ever do that. She said, "Well not so much to
find out who the other woman was, but to see if I
could find out what she saw in ya."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Doctor

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)

by Shak143 (few years ago!)

Sardar kafi dair door ki ladki ko ghoor rha tha

Sardar kafi dair door ki ladki ko ghoor rha tha

Tang aa k larki ne hath se LANAT ka ishara kiya Sardar dost se bola:

Le fair 5 waje da time fix hoya e

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Izzat Karna Sikho Dosto

Army Training Me Ek Officer Ne Santa Se Pucha

Officer: “Ye Tumhare Hath Mein Kya Hai?”

Santa: “Sir Ye Banduk Hai”
Officer Gusse Se Dant Te Hue

Bola: “Ye Banduk Nahi Tumhari Izzat Or Shaan Hai, Tumhari Maa Hai Maa!”

Fir Officer Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Banta Tumhare Hath Mein Ye Kya Hai?”

Banta Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Sir, Ye Santa Ki Maa Hai Aur Humari Massi Hai Maasi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)