Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf aur sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 630 views

Khana bna rhi thi

Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha 'namak kidar
hai'?
Santa : namak nahi hai.
Banta : toh Dal mein kya daalu?
Santa : "COLGATE" dalo, usme Namak hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher : Which is more important to us

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night

when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tum meray liye aik Mobile

tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,
Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,
mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah ,
hum ko bhoool na jana Network ki tarah.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boss Issues

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Pathan Ki Udaasi

Pathan Ro Rha Tha. Admi:Kya Huwa?

Pathan: Yara Hum Udas He
Jis Sy Pyar Krta He Uska Chummi B Nai Le Skta

Admi:Kyun?

Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Bohat Chubhta He…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)