1 admi k hath

1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien.
Sub Log Usay “AKBAR”kehte thay
Socho Q?
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Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha Bai gee
Tujhy Her SmS Main Fankaari Chahiye

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