Ek dost apny friend say:

Ek dost apny friend say:
Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho.?

Dost:
To kiya hua, Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 558 views
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