Shadi Ke Baad
Man: Bed Majbut Banana, Mere Bte ko Bahu Ke Sath Shadi Ke Baad Sona Hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bahu Ke Sath Soega To Bhi Nahi Tutega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 820 views
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