Kuch log Dozakh (Hell) main
Kuch log Dozakh (Hell) main bohot garmi main baray aram say soy paray thay,
aik Farishtay (Angel) nay dosray say pocha
yar yeh itnay aaram say Q soy howay hain?
doosray nay kaha
yeh sub Pakistan say aay hain, Garmi or Load sheding kay aadi hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 849 views
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