Sardar vs bv

Sardar jb peshab karne k lye gia to radio sath le gia.
Bv :aj to bare maze se kia hoga
sardar:khak maze se jb bithne laga to qaumi tarana shoru hogia aur khare ho k karna para.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 909 views
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