Sardar: doctor sahib ye dawa to
Sardar: doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi.
Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 640 views
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