All Husbands are like Bluetooth….
Always connected when wife is around…
But
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !!

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 822 views

Quaid-E-Azam Ka Mobile

Pathan 100 Ke Note Pe Likha
No Dial Kar Raha Tha

2nd Pathan:
Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho

1st Pathan :
Mai Dekh Raha Tha Ke
Quaid-E-Azam To Foat Ho Gae
To Unka Mobile Kis Ke Pass Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur

Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,

Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar in Exam Paper

Aik Sardar Ko Exam My Koi Swal
Nahe Ata Tha,
Srdar Ny Hr Swal Ky Nechay
||||||||||||
Is Tara Ke Lines Laga De Or Lika
Scratch Kr Ky Answer Par Lein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Admi Apni BV K Har Kaam Mei

1 Admi Apni BV K Har Kaam Mei Nuqs Nikalta,

Agar Wo Anda Boil Karti To Kehta Fry Krna Tha

Agar Fry Karti To Kehta K Boil krna Tha

1 Din BV ne Dono Bana Liye.

Dono Andon ko ghor se dekhne k baad bola:

"Tumhe aqal kab aye ge"

jis ko boil karna tha usko fry kar dia Or jisko fry krna tha usko boil kar dya. ;>

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya

1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia

Larky ne kaha tum 10din k andar mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi

Or larka din rat barish main dhoop main us k ghar k samne khara raha

9 din k bad larki ko waqae larky ki muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz mila jis par likha tha

Tere chakkr main teri behan set ho gyi hai

Sorry Baji…..:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)