doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?.

santa:- ji biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi….

doctor:- toh khane se mana kr dete…..
santa:- ji wahin toh kia tha….:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 925 views

Jewish couple

An eldely Jewish couple on their way to a vacation
in Hawaii, got into an argument about the correct
pronunciation of Hawaii.
He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintains that it
was Hawaii.
As soon as they landed they asked the first person
they saw, "Would you mind telling me the name of
this island?"
"Havaii!", the man replied.
"Thanks", answered the man.
"You're Velcome," the man replied.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik student net pe apna result dekh k:

Aik student net pe apna result dekh k:

“Mei fail? Wo b English mein?

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That’s unpossible!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sirdar Jee Ki Biwi - Funny-jokes

Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath apnay ghar maen baithay houay thay aur unki biwi apni friends k saath holidays per ja rahi thee aur packing ker rahi thee. biwi ki taraf daikhtay houay apnay yaaroun ko kehnay lagay" meri biwi kitni bholi hai. usko pata bhee hai k maen ous k saath nahi ja raha phir bhee wo condom pack ker rahi hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar

Ek Chote Bache ne Apne Abbu Se Pucha: Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar Allah K Paas Pohonch Sakte Hein?

Abbu: Beta Allah K Paas to Ham Gaadi Mai Beth Kar Bhi Pohonch Sakte Hain.
Ba'Shartia K Gaadi Tumhari Ammi Drive Kar Rahi Ho. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A blonde was swerving

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving
very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I`m sorry sir, but wherever I go,
there`s always a tree in front of me and I can`t seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that`s your air freshener!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)