apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?.
doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?.
santa:- ji biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi….
doctor:- toh khane se mana kr dete…..
santa:- ji wahin toh kia tha….:)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 805 views
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