new joke
1 Handsom boy class m aya Sari
Girls Dekhte hi diwani.
Lrky ne aate hi kuch kaha tu girls
behosh
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Socho kia kaha?
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Baji jaga dein jharru lgani hai..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 759 views
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