In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.


In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views

Do you think you can

Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"

* "I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa office jate waqt

Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile
bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka
toot gaya
Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa
raha hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aaj main ne 25 lohgon

Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof
banaya.
Pata he kasay?
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Bilkul aisay.
Ab 26 ho gay.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

bhai behen bichadne ka kya

bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam ??

Dnt say wah wah Plz feel the pain ... (o_O )

bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam ??

MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

class me ghada

Techr: tm class me ghada kyn le aaye?

Studnt: sir, ap ne hi to bola tha k ap ghade ko b insan bana dete ho so mai isi lye is k le aaya hun. :

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)