In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.


In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views

Dr to Santa Dawai hila Ke Piya Karo

Dr to Santa Dawai hila Ke Piya Karo

Smart Santa: Dr Saheb Hilane se Dawai Chammacha se Gir jati hai or
Fir zameen se Chaatni Padti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Abhi Tak Tujh Ko Pata Chala ?

Do Dost Film Dekhnay Gaye
Rastay Main Pan Ki Dukan Se Paan Khareed Liya
Aur Aagey Peeche Beth Gaye
Beech Film Main Aagey

Bethay Dost Nai Mushkil Main Kaha Yaar Peek Jama Hogayi Hai Kia Karoo Peechey Walai Ne Kaha Yaar Aglay Ki Jaib Main Dalday

Tou Usne Kaha Ke Nahi Yar
Is Tarah Touu Us Ko Pata Chal Jaye Ga Tou Peechay Walai Ne Kaha Abhi Tak Tujh Ko Pata Chala ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

maid

a lady asked from a new maid plz clean the fridge in an hour
when she come after an hour she asked whether he had clean the fridge or not? he said yes mam all the things were good but grapes were very tasty

by Anwaar Bhatti (few years ago!)

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The Dead Bird

A blonde girl and her boyfriend were walking down the road when her boyfriend spotted a dead bird. He said:

"Aww, look at that dead bird," the blonde girl looks up and says: "Where?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)