1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sb wahin bethe rahe
3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae.

Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. Unka janaza parhaya or dafan krne k liye qabrstan le gae.

Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k “oye me zinda hon”
Baki 2no bole “Ja fir namak le k aa

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 725 views

Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho

Tum bohat haseen ho,

Wife: Choro Naa,

Husband: Tumhari Aankhein bohat khoobsorat hen

Wife: Choro na G

Husband: Tumharay Baal Uff Kia Ghazab k hen,

Wife: Choro Na Janu,

Husband: Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho,

Wife: Aray Choro Naa,

Husband: Itni to Chor Raha hon, Ab aur kitni choron

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar Pathan Jokes

Sardar pathan K bachay ko dekh kar bola
bhot khubsurat hai kitnay MAAH ka hai?
Pathan gussey may bola:
Kameene aik hi MAA ka hai.

by Razzi (few years ago!)

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna, Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji, Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha

Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BATHTUB ANXIETIES

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub
having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down
at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

sardar & wife

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)