1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sb wahin bethe rahe
3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae.

Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. Unka janaza parhaya or dafan krne k liye qabrstan le gae.

Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k “oye me zinda hon”
Baki 2no bole “Ja fir namak le k aa

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 741 views

Fass Gaya Pathan

Teacher Class Mein Pathan Student Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Tum Kahaan Paida Hue?”

Pathan: “North Waziristan”

Teacher: “Iss Ki Spelling Batao”

Pathan: “Madam Ruko Mujhe Lagta Hai Main UK Mein Paida Hua Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,
hum tumhay 15 din k bad lotA dega

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(after 15 days)
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aadmi: Chal khan apna waada pura kar...
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Pathan: ye ley
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"LOTA":P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Phele hi 3 bhate hue hain

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle.

Policeman gives hand to stop.

Santa Shouted: Oye pagal,pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Berozgari Ke Haal

Ek Dukhi Baap Apne Khas Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha.

Baap: “Mere Char Bache Hai, 1st Mba, 2nd Mca, 3rd Phd, 4th Chor Hai”

Dost: “Chor Ko Ghar Se Nikalte Kyun Nahi?”

Baap: “Wo Hi To Kamata Hai, Baqi Sab Berozgar Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police- Car Gas Par Hai

Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir

P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir

P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir

Police- Phir Kis Par Hai
Snta- Installment Par Hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)